We got our news from Brico’s preferred source, CNN. Top story – Man Abducted By Aliens More Than 20 Times. And Brico says that FOX News is unreliable??! We acted out a scene from There’s Something About Mary. Bet ya can’t guess which one! We got a FOX News weather update from Tony the Tiger. [...]
10 Things You’ll Never Hear Tish Say
I’m going out with the girls tonight. I love lounging around the house in pajamas! Honey, watch the movie. I’m tired of being frisky!* I think I’ll get a boob job! I’ve got a headache. Honey, let’s have a baby. I want to see the new Quentin Tarantino film! Call me if you get lost. [...]
10 Things I Love About Brico
He accepts me exactly as I am. He sings Jimmy Buffett songs around the house. He is the most caring guy I’ve ever met. He has an awesome sense of humor that keeps me laughing. He does great Scooby and Shaggy impressions. He is the greatest cuddler ever. He makes me feel content, safe, and [...]
10 Things Brico and Tish Have in Common
Brico’s recent post entitled Ten Things Tish and Brico Have in Common has inspired me to create my own list. Brico is Buddhist. Tish once had a dog named Buddha. Tish’s and Brico’s DVD collections are nearly identical. Brico is a vegetarian. Tish wants to be a vegetarian. Brico and Tish both love American Idol. [...]
Don’t Ask Me How I Know…
Never use Nair Bikini Cream. Never spray Bactine or Nu-Skin on the chemical burn you received from the Nair Bikini Cream. Do not allow any clothing to touch your chemical burn. Opt for bandages instead. Never paint your nails in the nude. Always require a photo from an online friend you are planning to meet. [...]
10 Reasons I’m a Good Catch
I’ll actually encourage you to go out with the guys. I don’t want to see you every moment of every day. I love sports – especially baseball. Nothing beats going to a game, waving a big foam finger around, singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”, and eating a big, messy chili dog. I enjoy [...]
Tish’s Bottom 10 List
Having the roof of my mouth shredded when I eat a bowl of Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch. Buying a CD at Walmart and then discovering when I get home that it’s the “edited” version. Guys who dump me, turn around and marry someone else, and then invite me to the wedding. Babies who swim like [...]
