The Kat House

My friend Kent is every bit a boob man. He has had a fascination with my breasts since we met in 1999. He stopped by work today, and as I was showing him the scars on my face, he suddenly exclaimed…
“Don’t worry. With a chest like that, nobody looks at your face!”

Kev had a brilliant idea today.
“Tish, let’s go to Seattle to see the Mariners play on August 18th. It’s Singles Night!”
Seattle??!
I cannot deny the fact that I’ve scoured the entire Tennessee single male population to no avail. But shouldn’t I move to the neighboring states before flying 2,600 miles in search of a new boyfriend?
Oh, [...]

As I was watching The CMAs last night, I sent a text message to Brico.
Me: Keith Urban won Male Vocalist of the Year CMA.
Brico: That’s ok. Tish M. won Girlfriend of the Year.
Awww. Comments like that always remind me that I have the best boyfriend ever!
I plan to hang my award right [...]

I was fully clothed when I fell “accidently” fell asleep during Mallrats on Friday night. I woke during the night and decided to get a little more comfortable. Brico was fast asleep. As I stripped down, I suddenly heard his voice.
“Now that’s what I’m talking about! Bitches gettin’ braless over here!”(pause)
“Sorry, babe. Every time I [...]

Brico and I were having a discussion about our thoughts on eating dinner and going to movies alone. As embarrassing as it may be, I just couldn’t resist passing along this excerpt.
Tish: There are certain things that I prefer to do alone.
Brico: Obviously sex has become one of them!

After informing me that I had been snoring:
Your dogs are probably at home thinking, ‘This is the best night’s sleep we’ve ever gotten!’ - Brico

From last night’s episode of Rescue Me:
“She’s what I call a firecracker. She’s got just one good bang in her.” - Franco

Spoken as Smokies player Micah Owings, sporting a gigantic bulge in his pants, went up to bat:
“Look at the size of that cup! Is he trying to intimidate the pitcher?” ~ Kevin

At Brico’s request, I am posting Memorable Quote #5.
“Is it true that the guy arrested in Aruba confessed to killing Natalee Holloway? I saw it on the cover of the National Enquirer.” - Tish
*This quote was followed by mad laughter from Brico. I then mentioned that the original story on Fox News hadn’t mentioned a [...]

“Disneyland has the teacups. At Dollywood, do you get to ride in the D cups?” - Brico
“If Jesus were still alive, he would want to be able to shop on Easter.” - Brico
*Oddly enough, all 4 Memorable Quotes have come from Brico. C’mon, guys! Give me some interesting quotes!