Mention his name, and big burly men cower in fear. He’s a legend around these parts- fortunately, one I’ve yet to confirm the existence of. He guards the gates of the county dump, but he may as well guard the gates of Hell. Lucifer himself couldn’t strike as much terror in the hearts of the [...]
Sunday Samplings #8
Do you spend entirely too much time online? Perhaps you’re suffering from Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD). Health Hackers has posted an article explaining just what IAD is and how you can overcome it. Bob of Bobbarama overheard a couple of very entertaining conversations while having dinner a few nights ago. I laughed through the entire [...]
Top 10 Reasons I’m Single
I live blog my dates. I fully support a woman’s right to choose. And I choose to watch Lifetime 24 hours per day. On both TVs. “Hey, keep your hands off my Transformers toy collection!” When asked how my day was, I respond with, “Isn’t it about time you subscribed to my RSS feed?” Fruit [...]
Sunday Samplings #7
Would you like a free alternative to Photoshop? Complete Geek has posted a review of Gimp, stating that it’s just as capable as expensive graphic programs. Twitter has added a new People Search feature that makes cyber-stalking easier. Chip has written an excellent review of this feature, stalking yours truly in the process. It seems [...]
When Life Gets in the Way of Blogging…
Contrary to popular belief, I actually do have a life outside my blog. I even go out in public every now and then! Just ask Black Atticus. He spotted me at Knoxville Center Mall a couple of months ago. Imagine my surprise when I heard someone yell, “ChattieKat!” He totally blew my cover, and by [...]
In the Interest of Humanity
My pal Andrew is so distraught by my two day blog absence that he has decided to strike. He has sworn off showers until I post again. My heart can’t help but go out to his wife and kids, as well as all the other other innocent bystanders who must suffer for his actions. So in the [...]
Tish Goes to Lowe’s
box nails .97 toilet plunger $3.98 exterior paint $11.48 vertical blinds $39.96 Meeting a guy while wearing ragged clothes and no makeup and standing in the toilet aisle – PRICELESS
S.O.S.
In light of the recent Minneapolis bridge collapse, I’ve done lots of thinking about my inability to swim. I have a serious fear of drowning, and despite a number of swim lessons last year, I can do nothing more than a back float. In the event my car were to crash into a body of [...]
A Huge Mistake
Just when I thought we were becoming really good friends, Mike said this. Now he is attempting to make amends. Should I forgive him? Will our friendship ever be the same? Hmmm…. I could *maybe* be convinced to give it another shot if he customizes my blog to my exact specifications. Just sayin’…
Have You Seen This Man?
I’ve been doing some investigative work for the past few months, and I have developed a new lead. For several months now, I’ve come home from work to find miscellaneous pieces of trash at the edge of my lawn. Practically every day, there’s an empty cigarette pack. Sometimes a couple of beer bottles. And now [...]
