While waiting to pick Cruella up at UT today, I overheard a client talking to a doctor. “He has terrible gas. I hope you won’t have to experience it.” I tuned the rest of the conversation out.
Overheard at the Vet’s Office #3
What did one vet tech say to the other while taking Cruella for a walk on the grassy strip behind the clinic? “Watch out for the landmines!”
Overheard at the Vet’s Office #2
“I’m sorry, but I couldn’t get a stool sample for the cat. My dog likes to eat them.”
Overheard at the Vet’s Office #1
When you spend as much time as I do in the vet’s office, you’re bound to overhear a few funnies. I’ve decided to start sharing some of the ones that have really made me chuckle. Client: Can you tell me about this dog food? Tech: Well, it’s specially formulated for dogs with allergies. It doesn’t [...]
Drop the Pen!
After I recently blogged about my fascination with pens, my buddy Rick sent me this video. I laughed myself silly – not just because the video is so funny, but because it reminds me so much of myself. While the other kids back in middle school were spending their hard earned dollars in search of [...]
Welcome to the Chevy Grille!
While browsing the web today, I ran across the term Chevy grilles and thought it seemed like a pretty cool name for a restaurant! Perhaps this is just the business venture I should pursue. Anyone care for a juicy cheeseburger? It comes hot off the grill and served on a dirty old hubcap with a [...]
Google Thinks I Need a Wife!
I logged into Gmail yesterday to find this ad at the top of my inbox. This is disturbing on a number of levels. And frankly, I can’t decide what bothers me more – the fact that something in one of my 312 unopened emails led Google to believe I need a mail order wife, or [...]
Letter to a Stalker
Dear Stalker, I had almost forgotten what it was like to be held in such high regard by a man. Coming home to find your little tokens of love at my mailbox – beer bottles, cigarette butts, Almond Joy wrappers – made my heart flutter and my stomach turn. Ah, what bittersweet memories! It’s hard [...]
My Favorite Posts
Max tagged me on this very interesting meme. Start tag This is based on the SEO theory that links to posts inside your blog are more important than links to your home page. I have selected three posts I want to promote along with my site’s name. You should do the same thing. Keep it [...]
Sunday Samplings #10
For some great tips on increasing the traffic to your blog, check out 4 Free Tips To Get More Exposure For Your Blog by Kyle Eslick. [Geeks Are Sexy] has posted an instructional video on how to prevent birds from crapping into your pool. I don’t have a pool, but if I did, I’d consider [...]
