As I sit here and thaw the two blocks of ice that used to be my feet, I can’t help but think of how great it would be to have a carpeted garage floor.
The girlfriend of a guy I used to date has been reading my blogs. As much as I’d like to think that she finds my writing interesting and humorous, I’m 99% sure that isn’t the case. Most girls aren’t wired that way. With the exception of one, my exes’ girlfriends have never been fond of [...]
Last night a friend and I had a lengthy discussion about crushes. In particularly, we discussed just when a crush is more than a crush. After much thought, I have decided to publish my conclusions. Let us first define the word “crush”. In my opinion, a crush is an admiration from afar. Though crushes vary [...]
In light of the recent Minneapolis bridge collapse, I’ve done lots of thinking about my inability to swim. I have a serious fear of drowning, and despite a number of swim lessons last year, I can do nothing more than a back float. In the event my car were to crash into a body of [...]
With nearly 15 pounds lost, my body is really starting to shape up. I’ve gone about as far as I can with diet alone, so I now have to spend a considerable amount of time in the gym to shed the remaining pounds. I love my gym. They recently added a Cardio Theatre, where you [...]
I had the strangest dream last night. I befriended a tiger. It showed up at my house, and I took it in. It wasn’t your ordinary tiger. It was tame and affectionate, and we became close “friends” in a short period of time. I swear that tiger could understand not only my words, but also [...]
It’s Tuesday again, so you know what that means – Self Portrait Challenge! Here I am, lost in thought. Recent thoughts include: I hope Chris and Elliott make it to the American Idol finale. I am both excited and nervous about the upcoming Memorial Day weekend. I’m so glad that someone *finally* won the American [...]
Why am I alone tonight? Why am I alone every night? Do soulmates exist? Do I have one? Yeah? Where is he? Why is it that the guys I’m interested in are never interested in me? Is anyone interested in me? I don’t want to go back to work. I have no clue what I’m [...]