A while back, my friend Barry commented that he hadn’t dressed up for Halloween since he was in college. I promised to compose a list of the top 10 costumes he should consider this year. But as I sat down to work on the list, I came to a startling conclusion. I’ve known Barry for 14 years now, and I’ve seen him in costume lots of times! In fact, Halloween may just be the only day during the year that he doesn’t masquerade as someone or something else!
He has been a rock star and an insomniac. He has toured the country as part of a pop sensation. He has been an Olympic swimmer. And we certainly can’t forget the time he wore his birthday suit, which promptly landed him in the dog house.
I could go on and on, but you get the point. This man is the master of disguise! So Barry, I regret to inform you that I will not be posting a list of 10 costumes for you to consider wearing tonight, because there is only one that comes to mind. I think you should be…
Barry.
Now there’s an idea!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Sound advice.
November 1st, 2008 at 8:58 am
And that’s what I was!
Although I did wear a Pluto hat with the droopy dog ears for a while