My friend Elliot called me “unique” today. Maybe not for the reasons I would have liked, but he definitely had a point. We were talking about my relationship issues. Yes, I will admit I have issues - the biggest being my tremendous need for alone time.
Nearly every relationship begins and ends the [...]
Give Me a Break!
Tears of Joy
I cried my eyes out tonight when Ryan Seacrest announced that David Cook and David Archuleta will be battling it out in the American Idol finale next week. I can’t think of two more deserving people. Both are incredible singers and such down to earth guys. I think this is going to [...]
My Date with Denis
I absolutely love Denis Leary. I think he’s one of the funniest, sexiest guys on the planet. Well, last night he actually appeared in my dream! I was out and about in Knoxville late one night, when I just happened to see him. I introduced myself and told him what a [...]
Teens Have it Made!
With all the stresses of adulthood, it sure would be nice to be a kid again. Mom and Dad paying all the bills, cooking dinner, driving us to and fro - man, we had it made, didn’t we? Spring break, summer vacation, winter holidays. Those things seem so great now, yet most of us hated [...]
Day From Hell
I think today was one of the worst days of my life. It all started when I took Cruella to the vet for the repeat of her test that got botched last week. I always have trouble getting her out of the car when we get to the vet hospital, and I can understand why. [...]
Perfume and Lingerie
I’m a huge fan of perfume. I have bottles upon bottles in my collection, and choosing one each morning always puts me in a great mood. My favorites are Happy and Happy Heart by Clinique, and Wink by Avon. I also have several amazing perfumes by Victoria’s Secret. When I pass by that store in [...]
Yes, I Can Install RAM!
You know what just chaps my behind? Men who think women are incapable of doing anything that requires a little technical know-how. I’ll admit that I can’t hook up a DVD player to save my own life, but when it comes to computers, I’m just as able as most guys - and more than some.
A [...]
They’re Not All Jerks
You’re all well aware of the many losers I’ve dated, but there have been a few nice guys along the way too. And David is by far the nicest.
We met at Cotton Eyed Joe back in 2000. I was hanging out with a large group of people from an AOL chat room at [...]
Memory Foam Rocks!
I bought a new mattress and box springs for my bed last year. The old mattress was one of the firm ones, and it was about 8 years old. It had seen better days. In fact, it was almost impossible for me to get a good night’s sleep, because it felt like I was laying [...]
Oh No! Not Again!
I just got a call from the vet. Remember the full day of testing Cruella underwent yesterday? It has to be repeated. It turns out that one of the techs forgot to freeze and submit the final blood draw, which basically voids the entire series of samples. Cruella will be going [...]
