As I was browsing the news sites this morning, I found this taser designed especially for women. It’s small enough to fit inside a purse and comes in several different colors. But don’t be fooled. It still delivers 50,000 volts!
I hope I find one of these in my stocking on Christmas morning!
December 17th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
It’s so fashionable and with such shockingly low prices, it’s sure to be a “hot” item that will leave the shelves in a “flash”! It’s the only thing I trust to light up my Christmas tree AND my friends. “Bolt” out of your chair and buy one today!
Okay, I think I milked that one to death. I’m done. LOL
Mark’s last blog post..Twas My Blog Before Christmas
December 17th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Those are not nice. I have a 150K stun gun, and tried it on myself a few years ago. My dog tried talking me out of doing it, now he thinks I’m totally nuts. :O
December 17th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I hope this doesn’t have anything to do with the last post. -Eeep!
teeni’s last blog post..Human Hibernation
December 18th, 2007 at 12:54 am
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been on the receiving end of a taser designed especially for women…
wirthy’s last blog post..A portion of the proceeds goes to Cerebral Palsy
December 18th, 2007 at 9:10 am
I know you don’t need one because you don’t feel safe… you’re far too independent and self-reliant for that… so i can only assume this is for some type of kink.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Geez, Tish. You must be impossible to shop for?!? I can only imagine pulling your name out of the Secret Santa hat and running for my life…
December 18th, 2007 at 9:43 am
When you find Santa passed out at the bottom of your tree, make sure you reach over and put the “safety” back on the taser.
moooooog35’s last blog post..Forecast today: Partly Cloudy with a Chance of ONE GIANT WIGGLY
December 18th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Hey Tisha - you’ve been tagged for The Christmas Meme!!!
Barry’s last blog post..The Christmas Meme
December 18th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Phrase of the year : “Don’t taze me bro!”
Bush Mackel’s last blog post..Fixing Up - Bush Mackel (Part 4) Direct Adveristing Solutions
December 18th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Tasers are for people who don’t know where to hide the bodies.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:23 am
That thing is huge! It wouldn’t fit in my purse! With the color and everything, at first I thought it was some crazy new sex toy! On second thought, you never know…
amy’s last blog post..My Birthday
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:57 am
I’d like to give one of those to my thirteen year old daughter! Warning to men - stay away, lol.
I love your new template. It’s gorgeous! Happy holidays Tish:)
Christy’s last blog post..Saying Goodbye To Polli of Polliwog’s Pond
January 30th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I wonder if i could request for them to wright “Reality Check” on both sides of the device just for the kicks. Just so it would be a silent personal message to whatever stalker is around. That or something stupid like “If you can read this, you just got OWNED!”