Time for another Thursday Thoughts post! In bold, you’ll see some of the latest Google searches that brought readers to my blog - then my responses for each.
“What exactly is a soulmate?”
I wrote A Message for My Soulmate nearly three years ago. The post gives my definition of a soulmate as well as a personal message for my own. Hopefully one of these days he will read it.
“melatonin atypical cushings”
My dog Molly was diagnosed with an atypical form of Cushing’s Disease back in April. Her body produces an excess amount of estradiol, causing an assortment of serious medical problems. I am very fortunate to live in Knoxville, as The University of Tennessee College of Veterinary Medicine is the leading authority on this particular form of Cushing’s Disease. At this time, there is no “medication” to combat the disease. UTCVM recommends melatonin supplements and flaxseed oil with lignans to control the estradiol levels. As an alternative to oral supplements, melatonin is available as an implant. The implant is quickly and painlessly inserted under the skin, costs approximately $80, and lasts 4-6 months. Molly has the melatonin implant and takes Brevail for the flaxseed oil.
“Jarred Ball”
Regular readers of my blog know full well that I have a deep admiration for minor league baseball player Jarred Ball. Jarred played for the Tennessee Smokies for a couple of seasons before being transferred to the Mobile BayBears in 2007. He then moved from AA to AAA and is now a free agent. I hope to be watching him on ESPN next season! Jarred’s father, whom I am pleased to call a friend, is one of the most kind, caring men I’ve ever met.
“What do men consider sexy?”
Reader, I’ve been trying to figure this out for 35 years. If you find the answer, please let me know.
“Ralphie May nude”
If I never see this search again, it will be way too soon.
“Tish nude”
If you feel like gouging your own eyes out, take a peek.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
I swear. That last one wasn’t me! Though I can understand why someone would be looking! I’ve always liked that particular one!
November 8th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
If someone feels the need to gouge their eyes at from that photo, they’re not human.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
You know, you get better searches than I do. Most of mine are looking for pictures of Tommy Lee’s private parts. I often wonder what they think when they get to my site….
November 9th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Plus–the results for pictures are a bit more pleasing to the eye. A nude Tommy might cause the collapse of a government in your lesser developed countries.
November 9th, 2007 at 12:38 am
What do men find sexy? That’s easy… At least for me. Intelligence, confidence and a nice butt.
November 9th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Tish, you are so the hopeless romantic. Certainly a dying breed in this day and age. I have no doubt you will find your soulmate and he (or she perhaps?
) will most certainly read this.
Glad Molly’s got some awesome care nearby.
I wish we had a minor league team around here. I could see myself getting into something like that. At college we had the Mets farm team so that was something at least.
Who the hell is Ralphie May?
And like all the other guys said, you are insane. The only reason I’d gouge my own eyes out after seeing that pic is because I couldn’t stop looking at it and my productivity level would have dropped to -1. Chicks are funny.
November 18th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Nice post, very nice pic!