During the past week, hundreds of people visited my blog by performing various Google searches pertaining to spiders. Perhaps it was due to Halloween. If not, I suspect there’s some sort of arachnid invasion going on. Here are some of the more unusual searches.
“rusty wandering spider”
Roaming from home to home in search of the love that has so long eluded him…
“spider’s bits”
Spiders have bits? That explains the rusty wanderer. His spider bits have prompted him to search for spider tits!
“How tall can a wolf spider stand?”
Hopefully tall enough for me to kick him in the bits.


November 1st, 2007 at 9:12 pm
The cartoon in my head has some guy with a spider standing 3 or 4 feet tall, locked in another room, frantically googling trying to make sense of the nightmare in the next room…..
November 1st, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Hey–come click my HNT~
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:52 am
“spider tits”!?!? Thanks ever so much, Tish. I honestly can’t think of a more repulsive thought at the moment. Bleargh!
November 2nd, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Tommy – Haha! I see it too. Definitely a Far Side cartoon.
Os – I went. I clicked. You are even stranger than I originally thought. I still love ya though!
Andrew – Ha! Sorry to get your morning off to such a bad start. I’ll make up for it.
November 5th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
i love when you post the searches that get people to your blog. after you told me you’re finding it out, i’ve been finding similar strange searches. someday maybe i’ll post them too. funny.