While browsing through my Google search terms today, I realized that my blog is often accessed for advice on beauty, spiders, and men. I consider myself to be quite knowledgeable on beauty topics, but when it comes to spiders and men, I’m not so sure anyone should turn to me for advice.
I have decided, however, to share my views on a few of the recent searches that led readers to The Kat House.
“Has anyone did eyelash perm and how long?”
I’ve had my eyelashes permed several times, and I’ve been very pleased. When I mentioned an upcoming appointment on my blog a while back, there were lots of questions, so I decided to post a photo of my beautifully curled lashes. The entire procedure lasts about 45 minutes and the curl lasts about six weeks. If you’re in the Knoxville area, I recommend Belleza Salon and Spa.
Oh, and I can give great advice on grammar as well. Next time, ask for that.
“How to get rid of wolf spiders”
“What to say when dumping a man”
There’s really no need to say anything. He’ll dump you soon enough.
“Is he blowing me off?”
If you have to ask this question, then yes. He’s blowing you off. Move on.
“Does he love me? He gave me a toothbrush.”
I have only been given a toothbrush one time. The guy simultaneously asked me to move to another state for him, and in a temporary state of insanity, I agreed. I spent an unbelievable amount of time and effort preparing for the move, and before it was complete, he got cold feet and dumped me. So no, a toothbrush does not signify love. Consider it foreshadowing for the big dump that is likely to occur a short while later. Either that, or you have bad breath.
“Show me sexy men.”
Certainly. Here are a few sexy men who have been featured on my blog.
There you have it - my tips on beauty, spiders, and men. My advice is free - and worth every penny!
October 14th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hi, great post and great blog!!
I haven’t had my eyelashes permed and don’t intend to…yet LOL! I have never seen a wolf spider (do they howl at night?). I have never been dumped by a man, nor been “blown off” by one, nor given a toothbrush by one, and don’t find them sexy…. Phew!!!!! Other than that, I agree wth everything in your post!
Very entertaining. I look forward to visiting again and reading more!
Best wishes ~ Graham
October 14th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
I get some hilarious searches. One of my recent ones involved revenge and tampons. I won’t get into the details, since this seems like a nice blog.
October 14th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
I would still love to get my eyelashes permed. I think that’s the coolest idea…next to permanant eyeliner!!!
October 14th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I think you should start selling your own Wolf Spider spray….to repel or attract, it doesn’t matter.
October 14th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
What? I’m not on your sexy men list?? I’m hurt…
October 15th, 2007 at 2:05 am
What the heck? I thought for sure I would be on the sexy men list? Perhaps, you were saving me for an entire post.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:32 am
Graham - Nice to meet you! Thanks for stopping by. I checked out your blog - very nice! I’ll add you to my reader.
That Chick - Thanks for stopping by! Revenge and tampons? I’ve gotta hear this story! C’mon, tell us!
Flat Coke - You should definitely try it! And like you, I’d love to have permanent eyeliner! Eyeliner rocks!
Scott - Maybe I should! Considering how many people find my blog by searching for how to get rid of wolf spiders, there’s definitely a market for it! Repelling, yes. I don’t want to attract more of them!
Barry - There were just two many sexy men for one post. I’ll feature you next time.
Garry - You got it. You’re so sexy that you deserve an entire post all to yourself!
October 15th, 2007 at 10:17 am
I’m with Barry. Well, not literally, but hurt as well that I’m not on your sexy men list. Heck, I even got beat out by a spider…
October 15th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
LOL LOL LOL Great post!
How’re you doing, Tish? I am fine :).
These tips are awesome, I shall pass them on to my single friends…
Cheers
October 15th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
To the best of my knowledge,I haven’t been featured in your blog, so, I guess that makes me unsexy? I hate spiders by the way.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Hi - first visit. Nice layout. Excellent cleavage shot.
At least your site comes up within normal search terms. I get, in no particular order:
poo, apocalypse, scrotum, farrah fawcett, dong wong.
I have no idea who or what dong wong is. However, if I find him, he’s giving me royalties for making him popular.