Check out these searches that led people to my blog today.
- Matthew Lillard nude
- one huge penis
- never wear underwear
- pics of BIG smiles with teeth
- sexy men from sports
Now all I need to do is figure out how to get a photo of Matthew Lillard nude, sporting a huge penis and a BIG smile with teeth. Can you imagine the traffic to my blog? And the back links to that post might just break me into the Technorati Top 5K!
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:12 am
Very hilarious!!! :)) In my case, I noticed that many people who visited my blog had been looking for information about sex shops in Malta!!! When people say that Freud gave too much importance to the sexual element in people’s behaviour, perhaps he was right!!! hehehehe
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:20 am
Awesome. You have a very racy blog, I guess. The one that I get persistently is a Google search for “Ass Massage.” I wrote an article on the benefits of massage called, “Massage Kicks Ass,” in no way thinking of the future ramifications.
September 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Too funny–its amazing what people think of to google isn’t it.
September 24th, 2007 at 2:14 am
Hey that’s how I found this site. I just typed in, ‘never wear underwear’, haha j/k.
September 24th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
David - That’s hilarious! By the way, I’m sorry but your comments got caught in the spam. Hopefully it won’t happen again. Thanks for your email. I’ll drop you a line back!
Steve - My blog is far from racy, so I have no idea why these searches lead people here. Guess it will remain a mystery. And haha! That’s great about the ass massage! How funny!
Flat Coke - It sure is. I always get a laugh when looking at the google searches. You should check out Groanin’ Jock’s blog. He gets some real doozies!
Rolando - I knew it was you!
September 24th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Oh my!!
I confess to you my friend, the person looking for the “one huge penis” was me.
(blush)
HAHAHAHA!
September 24th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Polli - Any luck finding it? If so, be a real friend and share the bounty! Haha!
September 24th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
BOL!!! I didn’t know I was visiting a bad girl.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Wow, big huge penis. Heh!
September 25th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Or, er, “one huge penis”. I guess “big huge penis” is an oxymoron.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:12 am
Johann - I’m not a bad girl. The baddies are the ones googling “huge penis”. I have no idea how they find my blog!
JC - *LOL* Your comments always crack me up.
September 26th, 2007 at 4:18 am
Isnt google great!!
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:29 am
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October 11th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Ok.. If you can dig up ten more, I can officially include you in my “Google’s Top Ten Keyword Blunders” blog meme! Its a great read… got a few people going in on it and you should see all the crazy things people type into Google.