Matthew Lillard Has a Huge Penis!

I’ve always loved seeing just how new people find their way to my blog.  Here are the latest search engine words and phrases that have brought traffic to The Kat House.

  • Matthew Lillard huge penis
  • Hollywood sexy men
  • Sexy shop on Chapman Highway in Knoxville
  • Beautiful toothy smiles
  • nachos

This is far from an accurate representation of what The Kat House is all about, but hey – I’ll take the traffic however I can get it!

20 Responses

  1. tek428 Says:

    Let’s add another one to the list.

    Bikini Lawn Service. :)

    I see someone else has already put my idea to use. Honestly. It’s in Tennessee…maybe you should apply?

    http://www.wsmv.com/slideshow/entertainment/13736658/detail.html

  2. Bucky Says:

    The comment above was mine. Didn’t realize I was logged into wordpress.

  3. Barry Says:

    Well, you’re certainly going to get the search engine traffic now…

  4. Andrew Says:

    Now how do you know Matthew Lillard has a huge one? You are sooo, just insinuating that from the search results, Tish. Nowhere in those keywords does it mention the words “has a”. Maybe someone thinks he IS one. Or that’s the title of his new film. Huh? Huh? You might want to double check your facts, ma’am before osting such blasphemy.

    But I’m much more interested in talking about nachos. I was “this” tempted to swing by Taco Bell and grab a few gorditas and nachos on my way home from getting an oil change today. But stupid me decided to just go home and make a healthy turkey sammich. Sigh.

  5. Mike Says:

    Well at least one person found what they were looking for when searching for beautiful toothy smiles :)

  6. amy Says:

    oh.my.gosh. how in the world did you find that out? that is absolutely hysterical, and scary in the same sentence.

  7. amy Says:

    as a second comment, why in the world would someone search for that in the first place – i’m speaking of course about the reference to the penis. is that some porn star i’m not familiar with (because i’m familiar with SO many of them, of course).

  8. Justin Says:

    I Googled “Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch” and found this site…

  9. Byron Says:

    Well, I stumbled upon your site via the Knoxville Blog Network and your Big Toothy Smilepost. Not Matthew Lillard’s pp, however, I did enjoy his roles in Scream and Scooby Doo.

    btw…thanks for the nice comments you left on my blog!

  10. Flat Coke and Flies Says:

    too funny!! I keep a watch on my sitemeter (as you know). You’d be surprised all the people that get to my blog by typing “forgot to endorse check”. of all things!!!

  11. chattiekat Says:

    Bucky – Ha! I bet those women make lots of money – especially in tips! Maybe I should apply so I can pay off those vet bills a lot sooner! :)

    Barry – I certainly hope so! ;)

    Andrew – *LOL* Let me guess. It was you who googled Matthew Lillard, wasn’t it? Shame on you for thinking he is a huge one! As for the nachos, YUM. I’ve posted photos of ballpark nachos several times! Don’t sift through the archives or you might have to make a Taco Bell run for a Fourth Meal!

    Mike – Awww. Thanks!

    Amy – I have no idea why someone would search for that. Matthew Lillard isn’t a porn star that I know of. He played Shaggy on Scooby Doo! Haha!

    Justin – Ha! Sure ya did! ;) There’s no sugary sweetness over here!

    Byron – Thanks for stopping by! I’ll be checking in on you again. Your blog rocks! :)

  12. Matthew Lillard Says:

    Aw, man, now the secret’s out. Great. I’m gonna have to go undercover when I leave the house.

  13. chattiekat Says:

    Flat Coke – That’s hilarious! I remember googling “how to sign over a check” at one time, and I made it to someone else’s blog. It’s amazing at how much help blogs can be!

    Matthew – You can hide out at my house. ;)

  14. Polliwog Says:

    I don’t even know who Matthew Lillard is. How sad is that!

  15. chattiekat Says:

    Polli – Google him. *LOL*

  16. Andrew Says:

    “Polli – Google him. *LOL*”

    Y’know, Tish, that’s actually the dirtiest-sounding comment on this page…

  17. vixie Says:

    heya evry one wat this web about lol

  18. chattiekat Says:

    Andrew – Haha! That’s why you love me! ;)

    Vixie – Haven’t seen you here before. Did you find me through Google too? ;) And as for what this is about, apparently everybody in the world has reason to believe that Matthew Lillard has a big one!

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