- I live blog my dates.
- I fully support a woman’s right to choose. And I choose to watch Lifetime 24 hours per day.
- On both TVs.
- “Hey, keep your hands off my Transformers toy collection!”
- When asked how my day was, I respond with, “Isn’t it about time you subscribed to my RSS feed?”
- Fruit Loops for dinner - five nights a week!
- I get a lot of headaches.
- “Sure, I’ll stop blogging…when I stop breathing!”
- My bed is only big enough for me and the dogs!
- I think the perfect form of birth control is a vasectomy.
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August 28th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Do I get brownie points for being subscribed to your feed?
August 28th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Wait. You have a Transformers toy collection? And you called ME a band geek???
August 28th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Your list was funny. I love the one about your bed only being big enough for you & the dogs. Sometimes I feel that way about Bat…there’s not room for me so I’ll sleep upstairs. But it has more to do with Bat snoring. lol The dogs always love it when I get up so they can take over the bed.
Vasectomy!!! LOL!!!
August 28th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Tish. I don’t know what to say to this list. Except maybe it’s time you TRANSFORM and ROLLLL OUT!
…I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. (#):(
August 28th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
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August 29th, 2007 at 12:29 am
I love fruit loops. That and Captain Crunch, I’ve been known to live off of.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:56 am
I love #8! Though I like the Transformers, I don’t have a collection. My thing was Star Trek mostly. I have boxes and boxes of the stuff. I was actually planning on calling it my kid’s college fund. But after doing some research on ebay, I’m not holding my breath.
August 29th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Mike - Certainly. And if you add those to the brownie points you already have, you just might be able to cash in for a prize!
Andrew - Okay, okay. I should have seen that one coming!
Flat Coke - Glad you liked the list! And yes, once you get up, that’s it. Dogs will take over. hehehe. As for the vasectomy, one mention of that word is all it takes to get rid of a jerky…errr…loving boyfriend.
Bush - *LOL* Sounds like a plan! Thanks for the laugh!
John - The Peanut Butter Captain Crunch is to die for!
Mark - I suppose you can relate to #8! hehe. It’s a shame you didn’t buy all the old Transformers toys. I saw a news story about a lady who sold her late husband’s collection (still in original packaging) on ebay for a million bucks!
August 29th, 2007 at 11:18 am
That’s a pretty good list, I’d say you could cut down 1/2 the reasons and still be single - save you some time in keeping up with all 10 - it’s a win-win =p
August 29th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Tish - Are you sure that you’re single? I just don’t believe it. I think this all might be a ploy for a blog post. *nod*
August 29th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
LOL…too funny! BTW… I finally got to the meme you tagged me with.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I’ve thought about getting a vasectomy. You’re right that it’s probably the best form of birth control.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Ha! I love it! Fruit loops for dinner..YES!! It would be so nice not to worry about what the heck to cook for just one night…. lol
August 29th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Mike N. - Great idea!
Glad you liked the list.
Bush - Haha! You know I’d do nearly anything for a good blog post.
Lecram - Thanks! And thanks for playing along on the meme. I’ll go check it out!
James - Right! And since it involves no pain for the woman, I’m all for it!
Miz - Tell me about it! At least I just have to worry about myself. That means I really can eat fruit loops for dinner!
August 29th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
whew, i thought you were gonna say the perfect form of birth control was ‘castration’.
fruit loops huh?
August 30th, 2007 at 2:45 am
Great list.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Boy, I hope this list is tongue-in-cheek! :p
August 31st, 2007 at 12:31 am
Very funny list. I loved it…and I can relate to many items on it
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September 6th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I wish I could get my significant other to read my feed
September 8th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Hey number 7 is my line! j/k
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