Mark has been participating in the Monday Melee each week, and since it seems like fun, here’s my first entry.
1. The Misanthropic: Name something (about humanity) that you absolutely hate. I hate that, as a society, we feel that justice is served when a man is put to death for killing another man.
2. The Meritricious: Expose someone or something that’s phony, fraudulent, or bogus. Kellie Pickler’s tits
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with. The amount of money in my bank account
4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can. Being the internet junkie that I am, I must give Al Gore credit for creating such an amazing tool!
5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it. I have a big heart, especially when it comes to animals. I can never pass up an animal in need. And as you know, I’ve gone to great lengths to keep my own pets happy and healthy.
6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for. I wish I could learn to fully trust a guy again. I’m working on it…
Now it’s your turn.

June 5th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Rotfl on the #2 and the #4. I’m adding you to the main list forthwith.
Welcome aboard!
June 5th, 2007 at 2:56 am
#2 … Tools to attract Tools.
#4 … A Tool from a Tool.
As for #6, if you think of the guy as one of the pets from #5, you should be okay.
June 5th, 2007 at 2:59 am
In Retrospect …
#1 … Getting rid of tool…
#3 … Buying to many tools?
I think that about covers it …
June 5th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Boy I hope #4 was completely in jest. Glad to hear the pets are doing better.
June 5th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Fracas ~ Glad I could give you a little laugh! Thanks for adding me to the list of participants! I look forward to posting my Melee each Monday!
Mark ~ Kellie is apparently dating Nashville Predator Jordin Tootoo. Maybe we should stick a couple of L’s in there.
And what? You couldn’t come up with a “tool” remark for #5 and #6?
Tiffany’s Brother ~ Nice to see you back! And yes, it was completely in jest!
Thanks for the kind words about the dogs!
June 5th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
It was late. I was tired. And sore.
June 5th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Kellie Picklers boobs!!!! hahahahahah