I’ve been doing some investigative work for the past few months, and I have developed a new lead.
For several months now, I’ve come home from work to find miscellaneous pieces of trash at the edge of my lawn. Practically every day, there’s an empty cigarette pack. Sometimes a couple of beer bottles. And now something new – a KFC bucket!
I think I’m closing in on this guy. Let’s break it down.
He smokes GT ONE cigarettes, which I’ve never even heard of. He’s either very thrifty or very poor. He drinks Miller Lite in longneck bottles, and he occasionally splurges on a bottle of Absolut Vodka. From time to time, he treats himself to an Almond Joy. And considering that he eats at KFC, he must have greasy fingers and a deadly cholesterol level.
Yep, I’m definitely closing in. Eat your heart out, Adrian Monk!
August 19th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Did you ever figure this guy out? Assuming it’s a man, of course.
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Ahh, the post that started it all
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