Memorable Quote #9

Kev had a brilliant idea today.

“Tish, let’s go to Seattle to see the Mariners play on August 18th. It’s Singles Night!”

Seattle??!

I cannot deny the fact that I’ve scoured the entire Tennessee single male population to no avail. But shouldn’t I move to the neighboring states before flying 2,600 miles in search of a new boyfriend?

Oh, wait. This isn’t about me at all. Kevin knows that there will be girls there - girls who, due purely to geography, are not yet aware of his widespread reputation.

I get it now.

8 Responses

  1. Kev Says:

    Ah, but you forget, Tish, I’m originally from Seattle. My reputation there is firmly established.

    Why do you think I moved here?

  2. Barry Says:

    Missed you at our concert the other night - you should’ve come! There are a couple of single guys in the band. Ok, maybe just one. But still.

    And there were probably some single guys at the club.

    And to think, I did “Volcano” and “Fins” and you missed it!

  3. WanderingGirl Says:

    Hmmmm, I might have to go with you. I roam around, so I consider the whole country my territory!

  4. Ray Says:

    You’ve got a place to stay in Portland too, just fyi

    I met someone on craigslist, it didn’t really work out but it gave me some hope, better luck than i ever had on myspace anyways, I’m posting on there again..

    good luck!

  5. Flat Coke and Flies Says:

    Well you know…Seattle is where Grey’s Anatomy is…I think McDreamy lives around there somewhere!!!

  6. Yeah Him Says:

    Seattle could be a good place for a vacation if nothing else.

    Nobody said you had to do the moving… you could move him closer to you.

    Have a good 1.

  7. JC Says:

    Hey Tish, I don’t know why you couldn’t see my ass, the pic works on my computer!

  8. Tish Says:

    Kev ~ You have a point! I guess you’re going to have to move to another country if you want to escape that rep!

    Barry ~ I cannot believe you did Buffett tunes and I wasn’t there! Shame on you! Let me know when you’re playing again! And what’s this about single guys in the band??! Count me in!

    Wanderinggirl ~ The more the merrier! :)

    Flat Coke ~ You always find a way to make otherwise unappealing ideas seem fantastic! ;)

    Dan ~ Great idea! Thanks! Have a great night!

    JC ~ Just checked it again. I now see ass! Yippee!

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