Blue Sloth has issued a blogging assignment. All participants should post about things they are mystified by. Want to get in on the action? Read the rules and start blogging!
And now, for the things that mystify Tish…
- Braille on drive-through ATMs. This concept has always perplexed me. Have you ever seen a blind man drive up to an ATM? And furthermore, even if he walked up, how would he read the screen? Only the buttons are in braille!
- Why Krystals give you the shits. It’s true. If you haven’t tried them, I dare you to pick up a sackful! These “fresh, hot, small, square” burgers are absolute hell on your digestive system!
- Michael Jackson. ‘Nuff said!
- Why the “anonymous commenter” who supposedly despises me keeps coming back to my blog. I guess my posts are bestseller material!
- Why Britney Spears shaved her head. I thought that look went out with Sinead O’Conor!
Other mystified participants include:
February 19th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
1. Nope, I don’t get the Braile. But, I don’t get the headphone jack either.
2. I’ve stayed far, far away.
3. Yep, unexplainable.
4. That’s a good reason!
5. She needs help and refuses to acknowledge it. Though rubbing bare heads is almost more fun than playing with hair.
February 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Tish-I’ve never thought about the braille but then again I’ve only had an ATM card for about a year now.
Krystals–the best colon cleanser! They should sell it in the pharmacy!
Michael Jackson-what happened to the kid who sang ABC 123 music?
Anonymous Commenter-cause you are fascinating!
Britney Spears-what a nut job!
February 20th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Good point about #1. And if the person did get the cash from the machine, how would he or she know what bills they had just received?
February 20th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
mine is the hooked on phonics commercial where they give the phone number !-800-abcdefg. I realize not being able to read does not equal unfamiliarity with the alphabet, but…it just seems wrong to me.
February 21st, 2007 at 7:31 am
Just goes to prove that the blind are faking. They’re probably reading your blog right now. I have been known to fake blindness to get my dog into places. When they try to stop me, I point at the sign that says service dogs are allowed. Sometimes it confuses them and they let me in. Other times, I have to run away.
February 21st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Wish I’d known about number two . . . could have saved a bundle on the colonix program!
Good list of mysteries!
February 21st, 2007 at 8:04 pm
We don’t have Krystal’s here - thank Gawd!
I heard that Britney shaved her head because KFed was going to make her take some kind of test to prove that she was using drugs, and that would help him get custody of their kids. Don’t know if that’s true or not, but damn do I feel sorry for those kids!
February 21st, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Good ones:-). I haven’t done this yet cause I’m just plain ole mystified at the moment *giggles*. Dude seriously has a prob if he’s still tryin. Want me to scares him away, cause I can be real scurry?.*LOL*. I’m only 20 mins or so away.. I mean I gotcha back now girl!! *snickers*. Just let me know before surgery which is March 6th m-kay?. Cause I’ll be outta commision for bout 6 weeks :-).
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:37 am
Too funny, I was thinking the same thing the last time I hit the ATM via drive thru.
Cheers
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:40 pm
How else would the blind guy who drove up to the ATM know how to enter his pin?