The Kat House

I know, it’s not Friday, but I have writer’s block.

Feast One Hundred & Twenty Eight

Appetizer - If you could take lessons to learn any musical instrument, which would you want to learn? I’ve always wanted to learn to play drums.

Soup - Have you ever mistaken a person for someone else? Yes. When I was 20, this cute guy named John S. used to come into my workplace all the time. I knew that he liked me, but he must have been shy, because he never asked me out. Well, one night “John” walked in with some of my other friends. I said, “Hi, John!” and my friends looked puzzled. One of them asked, “You know John?” I said something to the effect of, “Sure, he comes in here and says hello to me all the time!” Well, “John” then spoke up and informed me that he had never stopped in to say hello to me. Oops! My friends then took the opportunity to introduce this guy to me. Turns out that his name was John too! I married him a year later. And as an interesting sidenote, both Johns knew each other, and had both been mistaken for the other on numerous occasions! I ended up running into John S. a few times down the road, and he confessed his crush on me. And shortly before I got married, he asked me to reconsider my upcoming nuptuals and to give him a chance. In retrospect, I should have done just that. My marriage was a complete and utter disaster, and I could have avoided five long years of misery.

Salad - On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets? 9.

Main Course - What’s the closest you’ve ever been to a dangerous animal? Does the zoo count?

Dessert - When was the last time you lost your patience? Last night while walking Molly. I was freezing my ass off in 16 degree weather, and she refused to come back inside!