- Inflating my car tires until they “look full” is not proper procedure.
- Boating is an awesome pastime!
- Being a vegetarian is not nearly as difficult as I had imagined it would be.
- Gold colored decorative picture frames do not belong on my living room walls.
- Jungle cat artwork does not belong on my dining room walls.
- 5 AM is not an acceptable time to be “in the mood.”
- I can’t drown while wearing a life jacket.
- Tubing causes bruising in the most unusual of places.
- Having smelly, sweaty socks forced into your face is a sure sign of affection.
- True love is worth all the time and frustration you went through to find it.
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August 22nd, 2006 at 4:38 pm
awwww, dont sell your schooling short now! you also learned that your ticket aboard the Brico Express only gets you as far as Almostthereville.
other than that, youre learning so fast!
August 22nd, 2006 at 6:09 pm
I don’t think it was the tubing!
August 22nd, 2006 at 6:44 pm
1. its not ????
2. yes it is!…..
3. told ya so!….
4. who says?….question is….do they have pictures in them?…or are they empty?
5. LOL well…it is the cathouse?!.
6. cant help U there …..I would welcome it at anytime these days!….
7. good thing!
8. is THAT what you are telling everyone whos asking about those bruises!
9. EW!!!!! most def worth a footrub in apology payment!
10. Im soooo happy for you two!
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Damn I’m gonna go all pansy ass again!
You guys are too cute together.
August 22nd, 2006 at 11:54 pm
I beg to differ with No.6
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:22 am
Amen to number ten.
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:56 am
Man, he is wearing off on you, its almost scary. When your chest goes concave it might be time to get out.
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:43 pm
nice to hear that you are doing well . Miss hearing from you . come by some time and say hi. love ya
August 25th, 2006 at 11:34 am
I am not sure I agree with #9…but I am funny like that.
Take care!
August 26th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
What’s wrong with jungle cat artwork?
August 28th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
6. Hey..he should be getting donw on his knees and thanking the stars that you want to get him up at 5 a.m.
Never, ever turn down the chance for hot adult fun with the one you love…
You can sleep later…
August 30th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
5 am works for me!! Chad told me that anytime I feel like waking him up for that it is just fine with him!
You are too cute with your list!
Have a great day!