Brico left a comment that requires a little clarification on my part.
“1- thats like 5 posts since you mentioned my name. people will think there’s trouble in paradise. that youre available again! better correct them on that ASAP!
2- you didnt mention the little incentive program you and i devised for your workout program. am i going to have to sweeten the pot?” ~ Brico
There’s no trouble in paradise, folks. Brico and I are still doing very well. In fact, I’ll be seeing him again this weekend. It’s nice to know, though, that he’s so concerned that others may think I’m back on the market. There’s nothing like a little streak of jealousy to let you know you’re appreciated!
As for Brico’s second point, this goes back to a conversation we had a few days ago. Let’s call it Project Jean Size. I told Brico that I want to drop three jean sizes. (I won’t tell you the size I am now or the size I want to be. We’ll just say that I’m a curvy woman, and I want to be a little less curvy.) I told him that I could use some encouragement from him, to which he stated that he wasn’t the one asking or wanting me to lose weight. That’s great, because if he had asked, I’d have ditched him that very moment. But since I am the one wanting this, and I am asking for his support, he decided that he’d give me a little incentive. For each size I drop, he will give me two evenings of Tishy-customized Brico lovin’. Yep, he has to cater to my every desire for two full evenings. Brico will then be the one in need of support. This “incentive” will subject him to both sleep and meal deprivation!
Oh, and there’s one other incentive. For every 7 consecutive days that I work out at the gym, he will give me some sort of surprise. And Brico, don’t even think of surprising me with, “Sorry, babe, I’m not in the mood!” Oh, wait. That wouldn’t be a surprise. 
So there you have it. Wish me luck, folks. Once I can squeeze my fat ass into jeans three sizes smaller, I’m gonna buy a whole new wardrobe - at Brico’s expense! How’s that for a surprise?
August 14th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Sounds good.
And then you guys will settle into a happy relationship and order chinese food all the time and watch movies and cuddle and you will have trouble maintaining that size.
I speak from happy experience.
And now I am craving chinese food.
August 14th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Sounds like a good incentive scheme to me…and I suspect Brico will get plenty out of it for himself - if you know what I mean!
August 15th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
excuse me? what? where was I when this negotiating was in session? im supposed to do what now?
hmmm, i wonder if tish’s closet will be filled with Old Navy or Salvation Army clothes a year from now.
August 16th, 2006 at 9:49 am
The thing is…once you get in the going to to the gym habit, it’s easy to get on a roll….
Methink Brico’s surprises are just a way to guarantee some good Tish lovin’ every seven days…LOL
August 17th, 2006 at 2:07 am
You know…
if you buy a pair of pants one, two and three sizes too large… wear them each once or twice, each time pointing out how much extra room you have…
You could enjoy the Brico treats sooner and lose the weight whenever!
(I actually think you are perfect, but that’s beside the point!)
August 17th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
You rock! Best of luck.
August 18th, 2006 at 12:18 am
Hey, I like your ass but whatever it takes to get some loving, that’s my motto. Brico, You’re my hero! (You will be rolling tape right? Right!) Did I say that out loud? Nevermind the man behind the curtain Tish. THat was just an obscure quote from … er … um … “Planet of the Apes!” Yeah that’s it! **whew** What? You never heard of “Planet of the Apes?” BRICO … CONFAB! Have a great weekend babe.
Tommy
November 20th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Keep up the good work
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