Brico recently published a post entitled Ten Dark Secrets From My Past That I Will Have To Tell Tish About Eventually. I guess it’s time that I shared some dark secrets of my own.
Check out the 10 Dark Secrets I Should Probably Tell Brico.
- The play Arsenic and Old Lace inspired me to develop a killer elderberry wine!
- The sex change operation went remarkably well. None of my past boyfriends were any the wiser!
- The skeleton in my closet belongs to Jimmy Hoffa.
- I have a nice collection of penises in a jar under the sink.
- I organized a Neo-Confederate movement and vowed that the South would rise again!
- I was once married – to David Koresh.
- Sometimes I like to be the guy.
- I voted for George W. Bush – twice!
- I call him Brico because I can’t remember his real name.
- The baby is due in February.
July 7th, 2006 at 11:46 am
um… #7… yeah, miguel will help you with that one. ill be at home watching tv!
July 7th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
aha! I KNEW IT!!!!
July 7th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
This list is so disturbing that I won’t be able to sleep for a week!!!
BTW… sometimes I like to be the gal.
July 7th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Love, love, love #9!
July 8th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I WANT THE SKELETON… PLEASE LOVE YA
July 8th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
You absolutely sure Brico isn’t his real name?
July 10th, 2006 at 11:26 am
You two are soooo made for each other.
July 10th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Man, I’ve known you for….what…ten years now and I knew all of this…
Those late night bitch sessions at Value-Ware really were revealing…LOL
July 10th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Sorry Tish but I already spilled the beans to him about #2 and 4. My bad. Have a great day doll.
TG
July 12th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Congrats on the baby (your confederate past will allow you to call him or her JR. you know), though you must still be in shock from the Koresh marriage! how did you ever get out of the compound?
July 12th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Brico ~ Shame on you! And as for this tv watching, babe, you’ve really got to get your priorities straight!
TC ~ You’ve always been able to figure me out.
Lecram ~ Sorry if I caused you some sleepless nights! As for being the gal, let’s talk. Brico says that I have to find someone else to take care of #7 on my list.
Rachel ~ Hehe. Yep, I think Brico is really starting to wonder!
Kowboi ~ Come and get it!
Love ya too!
SCH ~ You could be onto something here!
Red ~ I agree! I love giving him such a hard time with these lists! He deserves it with what he puts me through - on his blog and in person!
Michael ~ Revealing indeed! I still can’t believe I told you about some of those things. Darn you for getting me drunk!
TG ~ That explains why Brico wasn’t surprised at 2 and 4. Shame on you, soulmate!
Dan ~ If could tell you about my secret escape from the Waco compound, but…I’d have to kill you.
July 12th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Oops, that was supposed to say “I could tell you…”
July 20th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Fortunately Brico is just small enough that you can squeeze his into that jar you have.
Don’t tell Brico which time it was, he’ll probably think you are having puppies because of the position and cry.