10 Surprises From My Weekend With Brico

  1. There was an assortment of panties in various sizes (none of them mine) strewn across the apartment.
  2. The magnetic letters on the refrigerator, previously displaying sweet messages to me, now said, “Don’t wait up for me.”
  3. Also hanging on the fridge was a photo of me sitting on the can!
  4. The kitchen sink was filled with dirty dishes. Written in the ketchup smeared across the bowl on top was “Wash Me.”
  5. Um - who was that naked girl who just stepped out of the shower?
  6. Damn! She used all the hot water!
  7. Hey! There weren’t that many scratches on the bedpost the last time I was here!
  8. Birth control? I thought you said you’d had a vasectomy!
  9. During my first swim lesson, I encountered a very “warm” area of water. Oddly enough, it covered a two foot radius around Brico.
  10. The biggest surprise of all was waiting in the bathroom. Let’s just say it wasn’t roses - nor did it smell like them!

4 Responses

  1. bricotrout Says:

    1- i swear those were there when i moved in!
    2- that was a message for someone else!
    3- i dont know HOW that got there!
    4- yeah right! i suppose you jesus in the mustard stains too huh?
    5- seeing more ghosts are we?
    6- um… the water heater goes out from time to time.
    7- i didnt put those there! the ghost did!
    8- no! i said ‘i will never get a vasectomy! birth control is the woman’s problem to deal with!’ i think those were my exact words
    9- well im SOOOO sorry if they dont make depends in a swimmy style!
    10- that was a gift!

  2. Kodijack Says:

    Whats sad is that even after all of that you still left unsatisfied.

  3. Binsk Says:

    Brico is a pool pee-er?

  4. bricotrout Says:

    binsk,
    hey! pee is sterile! whats the problem?!

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