- There was an assortment of panties in various sizes (none of them mine) strewn across the apartment.
- The magnetic letters on the refrigerator, previously displaying sweet messages to me, now said, “Don’t wait up for me.”
- Also hanging on the fridge was a photo of me sitting on the can!
- The kitchen sink was filled with dirty dishes. Written in the ketchup smeared across the bowl on top was “Wash Me.”
- Um - who was that naked girl who just stepped out of the shower?
- Damn! She used all the hot water!
- Hey! There weren’t that many scratches on the bedpost the last time I was here!
- Birth control? I thought you said you’d had a vasectomy!
- During my first swim lesson, I encountered a very “warm” area of water. Oddly enough, it covered a two foot radius around Brico.
- The biggest surprise of all was waiting in the bathroom. Let’s just say it wasn’t roses - nor did it smell like them!
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June 26th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
1- i swear those were there when i moved in!
2- that was a message for someone else!
3- i dont know HOW that got there!
4- yeah right! i suppose you jesus in the mustard stains too huh?
5- seeing more ghosts are we?
6- um… the water heater goes out from time to time.
7- i didnt put those there! the ghost did!
8- no! i said ‘i will never get a vasectomy! birth control is the woman’s problem to deal with!’ i think those were my exact words
9- well im SOOOO sorry if they dont make depends in a swimmy style!
10- that was a gift!
June 27th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Whats sad is that even after all of that you still left unsatisfied.
June 27th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Brico is a pool pee-er?
June 28th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
binsk,
hey! pee is sterile! whats the problem?!