In preparation for my third weekend with Brico, I went online today to conduct some research on snoring. During our first weekend together, Brico kept me awake with his snoring. During our second weekend, I kept him awake with mine. Is this a match made in Heaven or what?
My research took me to BreatheRight’s webpage. At first glance, it’s a typical website for a typical pharmacy product. BreatheRight offers a line of snoring, allergy, and congestion relief products. I took a look at the snoring relief products and was a bit confused. Should I purchase nasal strips or throat spray? It was a tough decision, and not one that should be made in haste. After all, an entire relationship was hanging in the balance!
Just when I thought that I was in over my head, something caught my eye. View Demos. When I went to the demo page, I saw “Are you a congested-nasal snorer? Or a raspy-throat snorer? Or both? Watch and learn — and see how Breathe Right products help.”
Go ahead. Go to the demo page and click the link. I did. And then I laughed my ass off. I guarantee you will too.
Based on the information in BreatheRight’s demo, I believe that I am a congested-nasal snorer. Every morning when I wake up, I’m congested and can barely breathe through my nose. There’s no doubt in my mind that it’s the need to breathe through my mouth that makes me snore! The solution for congested-nasal snoring? BreatheRight Nasal Strips. But seeing as how Brico refuses to let me wear them - something about feeling like he’s sleeping with a football player - I opted to pass on the strips. I decided to give the throat spray a try first. I made a trip to Walmart tonight and picked up a bottle.
Tomorrow night is the big night. We’ll find out just how well the BreatheRight throat spray works. And since Brico is guilty of snoring as well, he’ll be participating in this medical study with me. Folks, I feel an audio post coming on!
June 23rd, 2006 at 3:58 am
Okay , I followed the link and that was funny indeed.
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:20 am
If you need more happy stickers, I’ve been buying in bulk.
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:48 am
Naughty K ~ Glad you liked it! Thanks for stopping by!
Mike ~ Why doesn’t that surprise me???! Using my stickers every other weekend - well, let’s just say it’s going to take me a while to use them all up! In fact, before you order another bulk supply, give me a call. I’ll be happy to give you a few thousand smiley stickers! Then you’ll be able to postpone your order for a couple of weeks! *LOL*
June 23rd, 2006 at 12:43 pm
i hope you got the cherry flavored spray, my tongue hates the mediciny taste in tha back of your throat.
say! wait! is this going to make whatever ‘body parts’ that enter your mouth go numb too? lack of sleep may be the best option afterall!