The Kat House

When I mentioned to Brico that there’s a remote possibility that my favorite baseball player, Jarred Ball, may take a look at my blog, his response was this. “Tish, I need you to do me a favor. You remember that post you did entitled 10 Things I Love About Brico? I need you to put that on the very top of your blog - permanently.”

While at the Smokies game last night, I told Kevin about what Brico had said. We then put our heads together and speculated on just why Brico might be jealous of Jarred Ball. Behold, the fruits of our labor!

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2. Jarred gets cheers when he hits balls. Brico gets an icepack and a limp when he hits balls.
3. Jarred lives in Texas, where real men live. Brico lives in South Carolina, where Mint Juleps live.
4. Street value of a Jarred Ball autograph: $50. Street value of a Brico autograph: You’re kidding, right?
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6. Jarred hits home runs. Brico has yet to round 2nd Base.
7. Or maybe it’s 3rd. There was some drinking involved.
8. Actually, scratch that. Maybe these guys do have something in common.
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10. Jarred was my fantasy until I met Brico, who has since become both my fantasy and my reality.

Maybe Brico isn’t the one who should be jealous.

*This post written in good fun. My apologies to anyone who may have been offended.