10 Things Brico and I Did This Weekend

  1. We got our news from Brico’s preferred source, CNN. Top story - Man Abducted By Aliens More Than 20 Times. And Brico says that FOX News is unreliable??!
  2. We acted out a scene from There’s Something About Mary. Bet ya can’t guess which one!
  3. We got a FOX News weather update from Tony the Tiger. Top that, CNN!
  4. We discovered that, contrary to popular belief, not all guys think about sex every 10 seconds. Brico thinks about food and sleep.
  5. We brushed up on our first aid skills by doctoring Brico’s newest wound.
  6. Through much meditation, as well as a few episodes of My Name is Earl, we learned that shoving sweaty, smelly socks in my face has a direct, negative impact on Brico’s karma.
  7. We discovered that Brico can sleep through damn near anything – except my snoring.
  8. We developed a serious dislike for frogs after hearing an extremely loud, annoying one at the lake.
  9. We found that Brico enjoys my sense of humor on all topics but one. Joking about my wrecking his Jeep while towing the boat trailer is not an acceptable behavior.
  10. We became aware of Brico’s separation anxiety issues when he woke from a nap and loudly exclaimed, “Hey! Where is everybody?”

One Response

  1. bricotrout Says:

    1- ill have you know the next day FOX news (your preffered source) had a 30 minute newsbreak of 2 psychics who discovered the presence of ghosts on an old whaling ship in CT.
    2- and it wasnt that whole fly in the zipper thing!
    5- thanks for that by the way!
    6- sorry about that by the way!
    10- that shit aint funny!

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