10 Things You’ll Never Hear Tish Say

  1. I’m going out with the girls tonight.
  2. I love lounging around the house in pajamas!
  3. Honey, watch the movie. I’m tired of being frisky!*
  4. I think I’ll get a boob job!
  5. I’ve got a headache.
  6. Honey, let’s have a baby.
  7. I want to see the new Quentin Tarantino film!
  8. Call me if you get lost.
  9. It’s past my bedtime!
  10. I need to pick up some Nair Bikini Cream.

*Dedicated to Bricotrout

15 Responses

  1. bricotrout Says:

    ‘call me if you get lost’ oh youre a regular riot tishy!
    why does this post sound familiar?

  2. criolinha Says:

    Thanks Tish!

  3. BuccoTom Says:

    Brico, I’d get that girl a pair of PJ’s, some bikini cream and Take her to see Pulp Fiction. It’s possible she can still be saved. LOL Love ya Tish.
    TG

  4. Tish Says:

    Brico ~ Glad you can appreciate my sense of humor! And maybe that list sounds familiar since you’re guilty of saying some of those lines, buddy! ;)

    Criolinha ~ You’re welcome! Loved your blog!

    TG ~ Ya know, I was just thinking the other day that I don’t think there’s anything that could ruin mine and Brico’s friendship. But ya know what? You just proved that there is! Brico, don’t listen to him! Don’t listen to him! Love ya, Tommy! ;)

  5. addict Says:

    Definatly stay away from #10… I’ve got stories ;) horrible, horrible stories!
    :)

  6. bricotrout Says:

    TG,
    are you kidding??? ive been looking my whole life for a woman who refuses to wear PJ’s!

  7. Binsk Says:

    Can somebody please fill me in on the brico tish thing?? Please!!!! :)

  8. WanderingGirl Says:

    Too bad about #1… having girlfriends can be truly wonderful!

  9. Tish Says:

    Addict ~ We should compare stories sometime! I have some horrible ones too!

    Brico ~ I guess it’s just a match made in Heaven. ;)

    Binsk ~ Check your email. ;)

    Wanderinggirl ~ Wanna be my friend? Nice women are hard to come by in Tennessee!

  10. BTExpress Says:

    Now your (not) talking! I like the way you think. :-)

  11. Tish Says:

    BT ~ Thanks! ;)

  12. Kev Says:

    Actually, I’ve found quite a few nice women in Tennessee.

  13. Tish Says:

    Kev ~ Namely me, right? ;)

  14. Kev Says:

    Hmmmmm

    Let’s check the list here:

    Jenny (of course)

    Charese & Jan & Robbie & Sonia & Mary & Kandy & Jennifer

    Darlene

    T’Kedra & Dee

    Tamera

    Stephanie

    Gwyn & Sarah

    Molly (!)

    and Brandy seems nice

    Hmm

    I thought you were on this list someplace . . .

    Oh, yeah, I had to put you on the back, ’cause I used the BIG LETTERS for your name!

    (Also needed the room for the driving directions)

  15. WanderingGirl Says:

    oooh, oooh, pick me! Pick me! I don’t get to TN ever, but I promise I’ll still be fun!

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