The Kat House

Feast Ninety-One - Friday, April 28, 2006

Appetizer - On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how polite are you? I am quite capable of being a 10 on the politeness scale, and sometimes I am. If you approach me when I’m having a bad day, however, it’s much lower!

Soup - What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud? I can’t remember exactly, but I know it was something that Brico said on the phone tonight.

Salad - Who is your favorite cartoon character? Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I used to have the biggest crush on him! And I think Matthew Lillard was the perfect person to play Shaggy in the movies!

Main Course - Tell about the funniest teacher you ever had. Her name was Dr. Kane, and she taught English 301 in college. Practically everything she said was hilarious, and it kept the class very interesting. I remember one of her lectures where she talked about how the Romans would construct their large architectural columns, which were phallic symbols. When she made a remark about how the columns represented phalluses, I was on the verge of laughter. Then a student asked what a phallus was. That really set me off. Dr. Kane explained that a phallus was a “large, erect penis” and that the Romans were basically saying, “Look, mine is bigger than yours” when they constructed their columns.

Dessert - Complete this sentence: I strongly believe that _______________. I strongly believe that all illegal aliens should be deported when they are discovered. If they wish to live in the United States, they should go through the proper legal channels to do so.