Darwin Would Be Proud!

Brico is always giving me a hard time about my choice of clothing, or lack thereof, while lounging around the house. We had an interesting phone conversation the other night.

Tish: You know how fish that don’t have the need to see eventually evolve to where they don’t have eyes?

Brico: Yes.

Tish: I think I’m evolving.

Brico: Into a creature that doesn’t need clothing?

Tish: Yes. I’ve noticed that for the past couple of weeks, when I put clothing on, I get an itchy feeling all over my body.

Brico: The same thing happens to me when I put on jewelry.

Tish: That’s the way it starts! Clothing is next! We should start our own nudist colony!

There you have it, folks. I’m evolving. Well, either that or I have an allergy to that new laundry detergent!

The world may never know…

11 Responses

  1. bricotrout Says:

    i didnt use the word ‘jewelry’!! i said watches, rings, bracelettes and nipple clamps. the word ‘jewelry’ is way too afeminate for me. youre going to ruin my rep!

  2. Tish Says:

    Brico ~ *LOL* Nipple clamps?? And you think I’m ruining your rep??! hehehe.

  3. Michael Says:

    Hmm…how does one come and study this lack of clothing?

    LOL

  4. BTExpress Says:

    At least an alergy to clothing has some real benefits. Like saving money when you don’t have to buy clothes and easy access to the naughty bits.

  5. Barry Says:

    I just have to smile when I read you posting stuff like this, Tish. If you guys knew the Tish I knew when I knew Tish this would blow your mind ;)

    (I think typing that sentence blew my mind, actually…)

    Tish, you’re a hoot!

  6. Tish Says:

    Mike ~ Sounds like you need to join the colony! *LOL*

    BT ~ Every time you say “naughty bits” (and I’ve seen you say it a few other times!), I die laughing!

    Barry ~ So glad I could give you a laugh! And yes, I was a very different person back when Barry and I worked together! I first met him in 1994! Wow, seems like a lifetime ago!

  7. Barry Says:

    You have to say “naughty bits” like Mike Myers as “Simon” from SNL…

  8. Gabby Says:

    Evolving into a nudist!

    LOL!

  9. Top cat Says:

    you are evolving..and always beautiful!
    tc

  10. Tish Says:

    Barry ~ *LOL* I keep hearing Mike Myers saying “bits and pieces” in my mind!

    Gabby ~ Glad I could give you a laugh!

    TC ~ How sweet! Thank you! :)

  11. BTExpress Says:

    Tish – I so glad I can make you laugh once in a while. BTW, I owe you for something more than you’ll ever know. I’m going to write a post dedicated to you next week and I’ll let you know when I post it.

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