Tish’s Weird Habits

Michael tagged me a while back, and I just now got around to it. Sorry, Michael!

Tish’s Five Weird Habits (Wow, it’s going to be hard to pick only five!)

1. I set my alarm to go off an hour before I have to get up each morning. Then I hit snooze every 7 minutes for the next hour. Can you tell that I’m not a morning person?

2. I place a smiley face sticker on my calendar for each day that I have sex. I call it Tish’s Smiley System, and it has very strict guidelines. Maybe one day I’ll blog them all.

3. I take off every stitch of clothing when I get home from work, shopping, or anywhere else. If I’m at home alone, there’s a 99% chance that I’m naked. This is precisely why I don’t enjoy unannounced visits.

4. I never go to bed before 2 AM. If I get really tired at some insanely early hour (like 10 or 11 PM), I will take a “nap” and then get back up at 1 or 2 AM to do some household duties (or internet surfing) before bedtime.

5. I do not like to touch messy foods such as chicken wings and ribs. I refuse to eat them just because I don’t want to get them on my hands. Even with less messy foods, I either use utensils or wrap a napkin around the food (cheeseburger, pizza, etc.) to avoid getting it on my hands. Apparently I’ve always been this way. My mom says that when I was a toddler, I’d cry because I wanted chocolate. When she’d give it to me, I’d cry because I didn’t want to touch it. She had to feed it to me so that it didn’t melt all over my hands!

I’m tagging George, BSoholic, and Don.

16 Responses

  1. nosouthernbelle Says:

    #5 is certainly different. I’m quite certain there isn’t much to seperate me and some good chocolate!

  2. bsoholic Says:

    Hmmmm, I’ll have to think on this seeing as how I don’t have any weird habbits… :P

  3. angry architect Says:

    what about food touching other body parts? Is that ok? ;P

  4. Don Says:

    Here I was just enjoying your blog and thinking about finding a way to just drop by for a visit when my name jumps up. I’ll have to do some thinking about this. But I will get to it.

  5. Rachel Says:

    Girl, you crack me up!

  6. Samantha Alice Says:

    I love to be nekkid, too, and we’re actually talking about having all-nekkid Saturdays to see how the kids react. I was nekkid a lot more in front of my first two than the second set. It would have been easier if we’d done it this way all along, but Don used to be really uptight about it - heh heh - betcha can’t imagine him being prudish about his body, hunh?

  7. SCH Says:

    So Tish, can we set up some small video cameras around your house? Just for a umm science experiment? :)

  8. Tommy Gunn Says:

    #3 must be the reason I like you sooooo much. You are indeed the Queen of the nighttime world, Tish. (to paraphrase a 70s Rock and Roll band) Congrats again on your newfound off-the-market-edness.
    TG

  9. zoolander Says:

    This isn’t about this post, but you “friend” on My Space has been taken care of. He should have never barked up this tree. I reported him for using copywrited material and his site was deleted.

    Call it Karma.

  10. Michael Says:

    Don’t worry about it Tish…I was worried you werent’ speaking to me…

  11. Wirthy Says:

    #2 sounds like a fun idea. I’m going to start putting a smiley face on my calendar every time you have sex.

  12. bsoholic Says:

    Okay, I finally got around to posting my weird habits. :P

  13. Kev Says:

    Maybe I should just list my ‘normal’ ones? Might take less time.

  14. Don Says:

    Just for you girl, I did it.

  15. KellyKline Says:

    I do something similar with my alarm clock. I set it to go off early and then hit the snooze button three times. Mine goes off every 9 minutes, so I set it 28 minutes earlier than I want to get up.
    Although I don’t get nekkid when I walk in the door at home, I do take off my bra. It’s *got* to go!

  16. gargoyle37909 Says:

    Not that it matters, but mine are posted.

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