The Kat House

Better late than never!

Feast Sixty-Nine – Friday, November 11, 2005

Appetizer – If someone made a statue of you, in which pose would you like to be? A pissed off look on my face, with my middle finger extended. If someone was going to construct a statue of me, I’d probably be dead. So I want to be known for giving Death the finger!

Salad – What perfume/cologne does your best friend wear? Do I have a best friend? I have lots of friends, but I’m not sure that I can actually say that I have a “best friend”, as in someone who would also feel the same way about me. I guess my brother Jake would be the closest thing. When it comes to colognes, he doesn’t have a favorite that I know of, but he does enjoy smelling nice. He has lots of rockin’ colognes.

Soup – Name something satisfying about your work. Being able to lend an ear when someone has a problem or just needs someone to talk to. And something even more satisfying – I get paid for it!

Main Course – What was the last excuse you made, and why did you need to make it? “Sorry, I can’t date someone I work with” to a coworker who was asking me to a basketball game last week. I’ve tried every imaginable approach to get this guy to stop asking me out, but nothing works!

Dessert – Complete this sentence: I wonder why _______. I wonder why they have braille on the drive-up ATMs. I certainly hope that blind people aren’t driving! And just how are they supposed to see the prompts on the screen?!