Why am I alone tonight? Why am I alone every night? Do soulmates exist? Do I have one? Yeah? Where is he? Why is it that the guys I’m interested in are never interested in me? Is anyone interested in me? I don’t want to go back to work. I have no clue what I’m [...]
My New Toy
When I left the hospital today, I decided to browse through the gift shop. As some of you know, I absolutely adore stuffed animals – especially beanie babies. I’ve been collecting beanie babies since 1997. Ty has been releasing a Holiday Teddy each Christmas season since 1997. I found the 2005 edition in the gift [...]
Update On My Brother
My brother Jake was admitted to the hospital last night. We don’t really know much yet, but the doctors anticipate that he will be there for a few days. We both got bad colds at the same time, but apparently his has progressed into something much worse. I spent some time with him this morning, [...]
Somebody Call Guinness!
Quick! Somebody call Guinness! I think I just inadvertently set a new world record for the longest time spent holding one’s breath! Damn self-cleaning ovens! I noticed a few grease splatters in my oven today, and what better time to try out the self-cleaning feature, right? WRONG! I hit the clean button and went about [...]
My Two New Friends
Yesterday when I came home from the grocery store, a beautiful cat approached me. I picked it up, held it for a while, and petted it. It appeared to be hungry, so I pulled some dog treats out of a grocery bag and fed it. To tell you the truth, I didn’t expect to see [...]
Top Cat Made Me Do It!
My friend Top Cat tagged me for this. Here ya go! Rules are as follows: Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump everyone up one place; add your blog to the #5 spot. GooberGrl Life’s Not Fair/At a Loss for Words Redneck Eskimo Top Cat Tish Next: Select 5 new friends [...]
Starry, Starry Night
I walked outside a while ago and looked up at the stars. Absolutely beautiful! It brought back a long forgotten memory. It was 1993. I was dating my husband to be, who would become my ex-husband a few years later. The times were simple back then. I was 21 years old and carefree. There were [...]
Thanksgiving in the ER
I spent several hours yesterday in the Emergency Room with my brother. I’ve been pretty sick, but he is a hundred times worse. He went to see the doctor on Wednesday, and he was given two bags of fluids through an IV due to dehydration. When I took him to the ER yesterday, he was [...]
My Inner European
Your Inner European is Irish! Sprited and boisterous! You drink everyone under the table. Who’s Your Inner European?
My Drunk Style
You’re a Wild Drunk You can get enough drink. Seriously, you’ll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
