I should have been studying for my Management Information Systems class last night. Instead, I was sleeping. I tried to study. I really did. I got comfortable, opened the book, read a couple of pages, and fell into a deep slumber. I’m telling you, folks - this book has got to be the most boring one ever written! Now I find myself in a dilemma. I have an assignment due today, and I just don’t know how to convince my brain to focus on the material that my eyes are seeing but paying no attention to. When I get home from work, I’ll attempt to read Chapter 1 again. Yes, Chapter 1! If I can’t get into this chapter, I don’t even want to imagine what’s waiting for me in subsequent chapters. On a positive note, I think I can revolutionize modern medicine with my new cure for insomnia. It’s amazing at how quickly this book can put someone to sleep!
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September 13th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
Lets have a boring texbook burning party in your honor. FIRE FIRE FIRE !!!! lol , the up close shot was a 10 out of 10 , so no worries miss freckles
September 13th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
love those tech books
September 13th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
The worst book I ever did was The Denial of Death by Earnest Becker (I’m pretty sure). There was 2-3 good sections that moved in the first 150 pages, but the book was 300 and I read it out till the end. In the end, it took me 7 hours to finish the last 100 pages, and that’s a book size that I should be able to read 100 pages in about 2.5 hours. BAD, BAD, BAD, but it was for my senior thesis, though nothing from the end made it in there. Surprise, surprise, surprise.
September 14th, 2005 at 10:04 am
shudder. textbooks….uh.