- Never use Nair Bikini Cream.
- Never spray Bactine or Nu-Skin on the chemical burn you received from the Nair Bikini Cream.
- Do not allow any clothing to touch your chemical burn. Opt for bandages instead.
- Never paint your nails in the nude.
- Always require a photo from an online friend you are planning to meet.
- Never expect a serious relationship from a musician.
- Never scoop debris out of a light socket with a metal spoon - especially when the light switch is in the ON position.
- If you suffer a fall and injure your leg, make time to put on underwear before going to the ER.
- Never waste your time on a guy who isn’t willing to waste his time on you.
- Never - under any circumstances - wear granny panties.
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September 2nd, 2005 at 12:02 pm
I object to #6. Then again, I’m 48, and I’ve never been married. Hmmm…. Maybe that’s true…
September 2nd, 2005 at 12:35 pm
interesting list. and i bet each one has a great story behind it!
September 2nd, 2005 at 2:57 pm
hey now sexy ass, i’m in music and i’m good in my relasionships, lol, try me out , hahahahaha.
i once got burned using paint thinner in stead of paint remover on my arms and hands…….i ish this on no one.
nice pics bye the way, a women in her natural stae before all the clothes and make up is where a tru women lies.
September 2nd, 2005 at 11:19 pm
I’m going to ask anyway. Why should I never paint my nails when I am nude?
September 3rd, 2005 at 7:11 am
Very nice list girl.