10 Reasons I’m a Good Catch

  1. I’ll actually encourage you to go out with the guys. I don’t want to see you every moment of every day.
  2. I love sports – especially baseball. Nothing beats going to a game, waving a big foam finger around, singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”, and eating a big, messy chili dog.
  3. I enjoy going out for a beer and talking about nothing.
  4. I can be quite witty from time to time.
  5. I can check the oil in my car and refill as necessary. Changing the oil is another situation entirely, but hey – what do you expect from a girly girl like myself?
  6. I have no problem initiating sex. In fact, I’d be surprised if you could keep up with my appetite.
  7. I think football movies are awesome. They are uplifting, inspiring, and they can bring me to tears.
  8. Jack Black and Denis Leary are my heroes.
  9. I enjoy weight training and will be happy to join you at the gym. And, last but not least…
  10. I have big boobies.

9 Responses

  1. lecram sinun Says:

    Those are all fine qualities. I’m amazed that you are still “on the market” so to speak. What is wrong with the guys out where you live???

  2. Osbasso Says:

    Ditto to Lecram’s question….

  3. Yeah, him. Says:

    You might be one for the big foam finger, but would you be willing to do the face painting thing?!!! Even if you say no, the other qualities more than make up for it. Looking forward to the HNT shots!

  4. shhhh Says:

    I’m sorry. What were reasons 1-9 again?

  5. HS Says:

    OMG! and this is my top 10 list too!

    Boys are just dumb…its ok…

  6. A.K.A.B.U. Says:

    you are on fire!

  7. Wirthy Says:

    You had me at number 10

  8. Kodijack Says:

    Well damn it, this list should be posted permanently on the top of your blog. If I had known these things you would not have had to settle for that troll in NC.

  9. Binsk Says:

    Wow Brico’s list almost matches this one and he said he didn’t read it first!!

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