The Kat House

My friend Kevin and I met at the Tanger Outlet Mall in Sevierville for some much needed shopping today. As the expression goes, we shopped till we dropped. Although it wasn’t the shopping that made me drop – it was the heat! It was hot as hell out there today!

I went to the Nike store and found two pairs of shorts and some socks. And while I was there, I ran into a guy I went to college with a few years ago. He spotted me and came over to chat. He works there at Nike. The guy used to flirt with me all the time in class, and I do believe he was flirting with me today. Every time I turned around in the store, there he was. He didn’t ask me out though. What’s up with that? I would have said yes.

Anyway, I also got two t-shirts at the Reebok store and a pair of sunglasses at Fossil. Take a look at me modeling my new glasses. I even took this photo myself – while going about 60 mph down the highway! Hey, I’ve always been good at multitasking!

Here’s another photo of me that I took when I got home.

And after that photo, I was done with the great outdoors! I hurried back inside to my nice, air-conditioned house, stripped off all my clothes and got nekkid! None of that half-nekkid business today. Nothing but full-nekkid could compete with this heat!