Given my recent adventures with lawn mowing, I’ve started to question a few things. One thing in particular. Would I rather have a husband or a riding mower?
Pros of choosing a riding mower over a husband
1. The toilet seat stays down.
2. I can work on my tan by mowing the lawn in a bikini.
3. No one steals my blankets!
4. Vibration, baby!
Cons of choosing a riding mower over a husband
1. I have to take out the trash. (Wait a minute. I do this every week as it is!)
2. No sex on demand. (Considering that I’m not getting it now anyway, no worries.)
3. I have to take my car to a mechanic for repairs. (Isn’t this what I always do?)
Looks like it’s to my benefit to choose the riding mower. See ya at Sears!
