I just discovered the Charmin Mega Roll, and I must say that I am IMPRESSED. Until this discovery, I considered the Charmin double rolls to be one of the greatest inventions of all time. No one likes to be seen carrying a 12-pack of toilet paper out of Walmart, (Why is it that they never [...]
Boyfriend Wanted. Inquire Within!
Wanted – independent guy with good sense of humor. Must be loyal, caring, generous, intelligent, and ambitious. Must be understanding of the fact that I’m a very independent woman. Must not be overly demanding of my time, as I will not spend an incredible amount of time with him in the beginning of the relationship. [...]
Just Call Me Miss Independence!
The one problem that has cropped up again and again in my past is my “commitment” to relationships. I’m talking about time spent with my partner and the amount of trust that I put in him. Perhaps I should say “lack” of both these things. Oh, and then there’s the coldheartedness. I’m a very independent [...]
Battle of the Exes
Most of you know all about my ex-boyfriend G. After many months of not being able to get along, we finally became friends a few months back. He’s engaged now, planning to get married in August. G and I have been exchanging daily emails since we got back in touch. In an email a few [...]
The Great Flood
Once again, I have plumbing problems at my house. Last night while washing the dishes, I encountered a flood of water from underneath the kitchen sink. After constructing a makeshift raft and sailing away to safety, I considered my options. Call Jake and get him to do a temporary fix so that I can finish [...]
Play With Me!
Play With Me! I’m a big fan of plays. I went to only one production (The Odd Couple) at the Clarence Brown Theater last season. I just got a brochure in the mail for the 2005-2006 season, and there are some awesome plays coming up! Here’s the lineup: 1) Arsenic and Old Lace – The [...]
Husband or Riding Mower?
Given my recent adventures with lawn mowing, I’ve started to question a few things. One thing in particular. Would I rather have a husband or a riding mower? Pros of choosing a riding mower over a husband 1. The toilet seat stays down. 2. I can work on my tan by mowing the lawn in [...]
Week From Hell
It’s only Tuesday, and this has already been the week from hell. I spent most of the day Sunday studying for my Strategic Management final and writing a 10-page paper regarding the cultural norms of Washington Irving’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” as compared to the cultural norms of Tim Burton’s film “Sleepy Hollow”. A [...]
