The Kat House

I went to The Urban Bar with my friends last night. It was my first time there since it has been Urban, but I used to go there all the time when it was known as Spicy’s. Anyway, I was the first to arrive, so I picked out a table that would be large enough to accomodate all the people who said they “might” show up. All of a sudden, I saw the waiter coming toward me. He looked exactly like Legolas (the elf) from Lord of the Rings! His hair was even pulled back into a ponytail! I swear, if he had had pointed ears and a bow and arrow, I would have thought I had been magically transported to the Elven village in LOTR. My friends finally arrived – Milton, Tina, Ron, and Kevin – and they agreed that this guy was a dead ringer for Legolas. A couple of friends decided to ditch me last night (Thanks a lot, Elliot!), but we still had a great time. Turns out that it was Legolas’ first night on the job. And judging from the way Tina treated him, it could have very well been his last.