The Kat House

I had an interesting conversation with my friend Wanda a few years ago. It went something like this.

Tish: You know, I am not wearing underwear today. I don’t like feeling constricted by it.
Wanda: I know exactly what you mean. I never wear underwear.
Tish: Really? I’d say that I am underwear-free about 25 percent of the time.
Wanda: 100 percent of the time feels much better.
Tish: You are my idol.

That day signified a turning point for me – an epiphany, if you will. I am now underwear-free about 50 percent of the time.

All underwear in my personal collection falls into one of the following categories.

1. Lacey panties – These are my favorites. I especially like the boy short type. And matching bras are a necessity!

2. Thongs – Great for avoiding panty lines! Unfortunately, thongs can create comfort issues from time to time. Once again, matching bras are a necessity.

3. Granny panties – These are reserved for those times of the month when you just can’t risk ruining the good stuff. Matching bras are typically not an option.

When I finally reach my goal of being completely underwear-free, all three categories will be promptly thrown in the trash. And at that moment, I will be free – free from the constraints of tight-fitting underwear, free from the sagging of loose-fitting underwear, free from the wedgies associated with thongs. I will be free from the evil that is called UNDERWEAR!