I honestly believe that there’s a perfect person out there for everyone. Now I’d like to know why mine won’t come out of hiding!? I guess it’s time to put out an APB. Here’s a brief description:
He has a great sense of humor. I love guys who can make me laugh. He is intelligent and ambitious. I don’t care if his ambitions involve hauling garbage, so long as he aspires to be the best garbage hauler he can be. 
He is a romantic and will make me feel truly appreciated. He will be able to break through the stone walls surrounding my heart by convincing me that his intentions are good and that he won’t dump me the moment a better looking woman shows interest. He should be affectionate and not afraid to express his feelings. A nice smile is a plus. I love movies, so naturally, another movie lover would be ideal.
So, guys, keep your eyes open for my Mr. Wonderful. And if you see him, send him my way!
October 30th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
there has to be a flaw…..that’s the snag point. he’s reading and thinking “….um….i don’t fit all those descriptions”
October 30th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
you gotta say stuff like…”he has an obsession with sports thats sometimes extremely annoying on sunday / monday nights, but in the off season he’s much more attentive to my sexual desires”
October 30th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
“..he got real comfortable with me after three dates and thought it was OK to fart around me like he was at home or something. i didn’t return his for calls for atleats two days….”
August 4th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Thanks! Really interesting. I wish i could spend my time on writing articles…just have no time for it.