I have a unique way of documenting the days that I have gotten “lucky”. I call it the Smiley System. For as long as I can remember, I’ve been putting smiley face stickers on my calendar each day that I’ve had sex. 2004 was a very depressing year - only 10 smileys! I didn’t even average one per month! How sad. Hopefully, 2005 will be much better.
For those of you who are curious, there are very specific guidelines to the Smiley System.
Rules of the Smiley System
1. You can never have more than one smiley on a given day. Getting sex on that day = one smiley. Doesn’t matter how many times you do it.
2. Sex that starts before midnight and ends after midnight does not give you two smileys! The smiley is placed on the day that the sex started.
3. Only true intercourse warrants a smiley. Anything else doesn’t count.
4. No matter how bad the sex, you cannot place a frowny face on the calendar. Sex = smiley. 
5. Optimal number of smileys = 365 per year. (Unfortunately, I have yet to achieve this goal.)
So there you go - Tish’s Smiley System. Now you’ll know what I’ve been up to when you see my calendar, or more than likely, what I haven’t been up to. 
